Here are some verses of wisdom. Enjoy. (:
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
> 2. A day without sunshine is like-night.
> 3. On the other hand-you have different fingers.
> 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
> 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
> 7. I feel like I'm diagonlly parked in a parallel universe.
> 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
> misquoted, then used against you.
> 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
> 10.Honk if you love peace and quiet.
> 11.Remember half the people you know are below average.
> 12.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
> 13.Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
> 14.Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
> 15.He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> 16.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
> 17.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
> 18.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
> 19.I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
> 20.I intend to live forever-so far so good.
> 21.Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back.
> 22.If Barbie is so popular,why do we have to buy her friends?
> 23.My mind is like a steel trap--rusty and illegal in most places.
> 24.Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
> 25.The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
> 26.Support bacteria (they're the only culture some people have).
> 27.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going
> the wrong way.
> 28.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
> 29.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
> 30.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
> 31.For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.